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Don and Betty Clark's Stewardship Routine
If you weren’t in church last Sunday then you missed the stand-up Stewardship comedy routine of Don and Betty Clark. There’s a summary below, but all the jokes have been removed, so you owe it to yourself to click through to the link below for the full 6 minute audio version.
Claiming to be “the new kids on the block,” Don and Betty said they found Forest Hill Church on a day when we forgot to lock the back door. They were warmly greeted in a way they’d never seen in a church before and have been here ever since.
They said they came for the music, stayed for the preaching, and found lots of interesting things to get involved in, from the hot meals program, to Family Promise, Haiti, GCC, and Don’s favorite: education. They participated in all the Boulevard School activities, with Don insisting, “If you haven’t tutored, you haven’t lived.”
They mentioned many more things they loved about Forest Hill. But since they claimed Peter Williams paid them big bucks to remind us “It’s pledge time again!” they encouraged us all to pledge generously.
And they closed by thanking Forest Hill Church for being who we are, for welcoming “two old people,” and for being the kind of church that they are proud to say—to anyone interested— “Come and see! Come and see what Forest Hill is.”